stress from exams?? Read this!! XD

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you... 

It's only when you leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!

Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!

Horror: When both are pregnant!

Tragedy: When you are Not responsible 4 both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?

Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u? To see if u really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?

Well, because no matter how well u do it today,

tomorrow u have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?

Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?

Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.

The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death !

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.

He sees a guy leaping out of the window.

Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!

Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?

Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?

Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?

Tit-Bits.

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?

Banana split.

What's the difference between a bomb and a condom?

In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

ps: I know it's not very educational.. but LOL! XD

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TTC SPM PARTY!!!

It was super fun!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR!!!

Can fight with our year... haha.... the station games were great!!! My station was awesome!!! 

Mixture of water, flour, egg, chilli sauce and ketchup!!! It is unforgettable! And guess what? I now really believes in Karma. What you did to other people, you will get it back 10 times worse!!! I was the dirtiest and smelliest person among everybody!!!! Thanks to the SPM students!!! lol! I washed my hair like 3 times to get rid of everything. I wonder how many hair I lost... My shirt and pants after washing still got egg smell.... gosh... Is that dirty. I swear! 

Nevermind!! I had fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

Oh ya.. Happy belated birthday S. Y. Joe!!! 

SPM dudes, 

Study hard!!!!!!!!!!!!

snowflake & SiPMA

mum's birthday~!

my sipma team

both male and female got bronze!!XD

me and hijjah!

RIP

Just came back from Nirvana Memorial Centre.... My friend's mother passed away.

Feeling really bad. Once I stepped into the room, my eyes is heating up. I breathed deeply. After bowing and seeing her mother I really can't control. Although I don't know her personally, the environment is killing me. I tried so hard to control because my mum say don't cry there. The relative will feel sadder. My friend looked so tired. Her eyebag tells me she can't sleep. She slim down a little proved that she didn't eat much. When I hug her I feel the heat on her neck, i think she is going to fall sick soon. When she told us about how her mum died, I can feel her pain. I was crying and she asked me what am i doing? LOL. We tried to cheer her up with other things and hope it helps. 

I really can't imagine if something like that happen to me. I can cry and emo for so long even I don't know her personally, what if I know the person? My sister was telling my parents to take care of their health. I guess everyone should say that too. The people that are left in this world will be the one that suffer. Hope that she can move on with her life soon. Get everything into normal and live happily.

Aunty, please bless all of them to be happy and healthy. Rest in peace. 

Hiking at Gunung Nuang!

YES!!! Semester is going to end soon. I really feel like I am growing to be old very soon. Time flies.

Just finish my mock and obviously I screwed it with all my last minute work. really must start studying man!! Friends, we must pass ACCA together wei!!! 

Anyway, I just came down from Gunung Nuang. This is my second time going but we still reach the same place, didn;t go up to the peak. Getting a bit regret not going kem pacat. HMMM!!! We reached kem lolok around 12pm after getting lost in the jungle for 45 minutes ( thank god we turned back man). But the journey is WET, LONG and SLIPPERY. Although not much of achievements. I still feel good going hiking. 

When I reach the camp site, I told myself I wouldn't come Nuang again. But when I came down, I feel like I am going to come again. LOL!! Although this time was not as fun as the last time, cuz we had nothing to do after 12pm and (no offense) all the couples loving loving there, I think is the experience. The biggest achievement is I did not injure any part of my body this time!!! WOOHOO!!

I LOVE HIKING

next target : negeri sembilan ( heard there got a few hills. easier to hike with good view. Place like nuang only can go 3 months once.)

just realised... I am very insensitive... and super not observant...

I wonder how people can read other people's mind... They always say that girls are more sensitive but I.. hmmm... not so sure... I can't identify whether whether my friend is talking on msn, whether my friend is really happy or just acting, or like me or not... I am sorry if I didn't realised any details of you guys alright??

And about the observant part... I realised I really spent a lot of time talking and not looking. Last friday I went Old town TTC branch by Carrie's car, I was sitting behind because the aunty that help us clean the place is going also. And on the way, only I realised that there is a "mahkamah rendah syariah petaling" and also University Mara!! I heard of these two names for like ages but never knew where were these places. And now it is actually THAT near... A place that I go every week. 

That's the thing. Human like to assume they know. I go there everyday, OF COURSE I know... but nope! Do you remember what colour is your neighbours' gate? What is in your last drawer of your kitchen cabinet? How many cups you have in your house? Or what is your bed sheet colour (don't look!!)? I am just too ignorant about things around me. What about you? Have you realised that your mum has knee pain and you don't know? What about.. how's your dad's work... stressful? Or what subject your younger brother or sister is taking for SPM?? 

A Habit that need to be change

Despite all these, today there are a few seconds I was a bit emo. My family members don't know about my schedule since after I can drive. At first, they will ask a lot. Then after a while, they don't care unless I go and tell them right before the event. Is it good or Bad? Good part is they trust I will do the right thing and I finally got my FREEDOM. Bad part is....er.... when they don't ask about my schedule, I don't know theirs too until the very last minute. lol. 

Getting used to being an ADULT

Anyway, for any readers that didn't see me for a very long time, i cut my hair. SHORT. quite short...hahaha...

At first I wanted to cut the spiky hair again but I know there will be a lot of objection including my mum and sister. So cut something more "feminine". Because of the super big changes, I got all kinds of reaction when my friends see me.

1. Cannot find me although I was beside her and she goes round and round looking for me.

2. Big screams

3. Big eyes - "where is your pony tail!!"

4. " Wah! What happened? putus cinta ke?"

5. Purposely ask me to come near just to touch my hair behind, etc.....(a lot more)

The remarks were actually not bad though. Although the remarks are contradicting. hahaha. My mum says I look like secondary school kid. PC said I look more matured. Some say very nice, better than last time. Some said that it is more towards cute kinda look. And only bad remarks I got ( but from A LOT of people) is " eh! leng zai!! macha!!" LOL!! i thought it supposed to be feminine, ending up... haiz...

I still remember first day I went class with the new hair style, Kee Hoong cannot recognise me from the back. He was asking who is the guy following sean. WTH!